Nice Jewish Assistant
Laura: Barry, we want to talk to you about days off.
Boss: What are you talking about?
Laura: Well the Jewish holidays are coming up...
Boss: I don't do those.
Laura: ...and your Jewish assistant...
Boss: Just write it out! I have one Jewish and one Christian so you're not taking the same days off, right? Right.
Me: Right.
Boss: You're working Christmas, right?
Laura: The office is closed on Christmas.
Boss: No, no, not for Jews.
Sep 14th